stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

(Source: pessi-misticc)

laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable

legilimen:

JENNY APOLOGISED TO VASTRA FOR DYING.

BECAUSE SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT COPE BEING ALONE AGAIN. SHE KNEW VASTRA WAS SO IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH HER THAT IT WOULD ESSENTIALLY BREAK HER. SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT HER PRECIOUS VICTORIAN CHAMBERMAID BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD SEE PAST THE SCALES, AND KEEP HER WARM AND LOVE HER SO WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

AND SHE APOLOGISED FOR IT.

(Source: mmevastra)

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

(Source: kahluakat)

No more giants waging war!
Can’t we just pursue our lives,
with our children and our wives,
‘Til that happy day arrives,
how do you ignore… [x] [♪]

(Source: sambraddock)

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

katie-kapulet:

whatthefinnick:

My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

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(Source: drownedintofiction)

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